Damn everyone has all this drama and shit wtf.
To
everyone feeling completely worthless...
...your
wrong. Your worth $4.50,
dead.
Here's
a 12 step program that I'm going to just wing right now to
help you relieve drama in your life and become a happier person
so i don't have to read that annoying shit.
1.)
Live in the real world, not your mind. Don't let yourself
get too attached to anything because of how things have played
out in your mind. This goes for everything from chicks/guys
to your grades.
2.)
Fear nothing. There honestly isn't anything in the
world you should 'fear'. Recognize it, figure out how to handle
it, then handle it, then if you can't figure out if that was
the right way or wrong way to handle it within 5minutes. MOVE
THE FUCK ON. Take chances, try new things. How will you know
if you like it until you have given it a fair shot. Don't
limit yourself. Take chances. Fail, often. You should be ok
with failure by now. There’s too many things in the world
for you to be good at all of them. My 2nd biggest pet peeve
(#1 being lying) is when people give this excuse, "I don't
want to because I'm not good at it" WTF, who cares if your
good, did I ask if you were good at it? Am i trying to build
a championship team and somehow forgot to ask if you were
of quality caliber to do this task? NO i asked if you wanted
to do it, not if you were good. Live and have fun stop being
afraid.
3.)
The only judgment that TRULY matters is your own.
Yes your friends opinions can be held in regard as they should
be at times but there’s only 1 person who is with you 24/7
and that’s YOU. (unless your religious and think God is a
person who's judgment of self worth is independent of your
own) Do shit for yourself, not for others.
4.)
Don't stir
the pot. Too many people for some reason
feel the need to step in and BE STRONG and attempt to settle
a dispute or win an argument or some morale debate. If it
doesn't directly _DIRECTLY_ involve you then be a man and
shut yourself up.
5.)
Don't have
strong expectations - good or bad. Coming
into situations with expectations is easily the stupidest
thing to do. Especially HIGH expectations because guess what,
you can only meet your expectations or in the most likely
scenario, FAIL and be DISAPPOINTED because nothing will ever
work out exactly how you want it and if they do, go buy a
lottery ticket.
6.)
People change...this INCLUDES YOURSELF. No one is
the same person throughout their life. When you were 2, you
were much different than when you were 10, when you were in
HS you definitely thought differently than when you went to
college. There are only 2 things that effect your 'beliefs,
thoughts, personality'. Yourself, and your environment. In
college you are now more chemically stable, puberty rules,
and have near total control over your environment. You are
exposed to everything from the happy stoned hippies to the
hardcore death metal everyone should die anger rules my world
people. This is where you become your own person, by shaping
your own environment until you find what you like. JUST DON"T
RATIONALIZE SHIT OFF, REALIZE, don't make fake excuses to
yourself. Of all people, you should never lie to yourself.
7.)
Take control. This is your life, if your bitching
about something or don't like how its going TAKE CONTROL.
Its not a fucking movie, you do have the power to change the
scene, action, even the people. Don't watch your life go by,
live it.
8.)
Go with the flow. This was going to be a 12 step program
but the flow stopped at 8. Deal with it.
You
may think I'm really selfish.
Fuckin
right I'm selfish and I'm proud of it, and I wish everyone
else was. If you don't get enjoyment from helping others than
maybe you should stop!
Life
is all about Satisfaction Units. Your job is to get the most
satisfaction units you can in your life. We endure hardship
now because in the future we hope to receive more SU's than
if we didn't. Life is a game, go out and play.
There,
I just told you the secret of life, Satisfaction Units baby.
Who's a business major? This guy.
*ps
if you took offence to this, re-read step #3 bitch*
-Hunter
